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Grandma Got Run Over by Obama

 
 

Grandma Got Run Over by Obama

R: Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no euthanasia,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been livin' too long on Med-care,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd took her guv’mint pain pill,
And stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
Bumper marks were on her forehead,
And Chevy tire tracks ran along her back.

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R: Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no euthanasia,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Cause he just don’t know about Michelle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in slacks.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Is ObamaCare worth the extra tax?

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R: Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no euthanasia,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.


Now no goose is on the table
And there is no golden egg.
Just a bread and tofu sandwich
We got no jobs, so all we do is beg!

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
Better not have too much fun.
And they should never vote Obama,
Unless they liked the movie “Logan’s Run.”

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R: Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no euthanasia,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

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Grandma got run over by Obama

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no euthanasia,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

As for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(We believe in Obama.)

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