Once again, the Community-Organizer-in-Chief has stepped into it. Once again, the people, who are the power behind TOTUS, the Teleprompter of the United States, Rahm Emanuel and the other Capo Regimes of the Obama Mob, have engineered the save. There will be an Oval Office Oktoberfest, where Sgt. Crowley will be ushered into the heady, intoxicating atmosphere of the Oval Office to rub elbows with those two “down-to-earth” regular guys, the President of the United States (POTUS) and Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr., the Alphonse Fletcher, Jr. University Professor of African and African American Studies of Harvard University. They will be just three buds, sipping three “Buds.” But the families of the “combatants” will be invited to give the occasion a “heartland” America flavor.

To give it all a homey touch, we are to understand that there will be a picnic table outside in the garden, and Al Gore will be engaged to control the climate, so it doesn’t rain on POTUS’ parade. After the “Three Amigos” drain those long-necks, there might be another photo opportunity, in front of the press, “…no questions please.” POTUS will summarize for the group, saying how it was serendipitous that this little misunderstanding came up, and that there was “… no harm, no foul.” He will be grateful that we had this little opportunity to discuss race in modern America, and how far we have advanced. He will laud Sgt. Crowley, call him an American hero, and admit that, in retrospect, Crowley had used his training quite adequately, and that this exercise may have pointed up some areas in which the training can be improved upon, in order to minimize such misunderstandings.

There will be handshakes around, perhaps an a capella chorus of “Kumbaya”, and Sgt. Crowley will be returned to his hotel. “Skip” Gates will hang around, for dinner with the “fam”, perhaps a music night, and possibly an overnight in the “Lincoln Bedroom.”

The next day, that smooth Robert Gibbs will crow about how the transformational President Obama had so wisely inserted himself into a very visible national “situation” that could have rekindled racial misunderstandings across this country between police and African-Americans and other “people of color.” Crisis averted – “The One” can return to the more mundane everyday events, such as conquering the worst depression in the history of the world, achieving world peace, arranging for nuclear weapons to be destroyed, and perhaps a game of “Horse”.

If you think that Sgt. Crowley will not cooperate in this charade, you have forgotten your political geography. Sgt. Crowley is a liberal, and he probably voted for Obama. You didn’t think that Sean Hannity could get an appointment to the Cambridge Police Department, did you?